Santa BV k saath film dekh raha tha
Film me jaj ne kaha-
'Adalt 2 din bad faisla sunaygi'
Santa ne tv band kar dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege..
Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta
Doctor jab apko pata tha CHiPKALi apke KAAN me GHUS rahi he to ap CHUP kyu the?
Santa-Pehle COCKROCH gya tha to mujhe laga ki wo use pakadne ja rahi hai
Santa:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena..
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
Kisine pucha:
6 month k baby ka b'day kese?
Santa:hum semester system ko follow krte he..
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui...
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa's wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
GOLU ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila.
Yeh deekh kar GOLU gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!
Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue
"INDIAN FRIENDSHIP COURT"
ki dfa
"SACHI DOSTI"
ke tahat hamari
"DOSTI KI ADALAT"
tumhe hamre har janam ka dost manti hai aur tumheumar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti ha.
WE WILL BE FRIEND$ FOREVER
Bolo sazamanzur hai?
have nice Day
santabanta sms
