Karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,
Puchti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,
Banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,
Poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
1 bat batao raz ki.
Kro us larki se ashqi.
Jis k chehre pe ho sadgi.
Sanso me ho tazgi.
Chndni ho chand ki.
Rani ho raat ki.
Khushbu ho gulab ki.
Baten kre pyar ki.
Nazuk ho mizaj ki.
Ache ho ikhlaq ki.
Paband ho namaz ki.
Khidmat kre maa bap ki.
Aur kahey main hoon sirf aap ki
Mehakti baharo me tumhe Phuulon ki tarah dekha hai,
Baraste Sawan me tumhe Buundo ki tarah dekha hai,
saja rakhe hai jo khwab apni zindgi ki raho me,
un raho me tumhe apni Dulhan bane dekha hai
Funny quote on a
Married guy T-Shirt
All Women Are
Devils
&
I Married Their Queen;-
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
marriage sms
