1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki
“Apne nahi piya
tabhi to Humne liya”
Ladki sath ho to
Hotel Bill
Ladki Door ho to
Mobile Bill
Aur
Ladki Door hi hojaye to
Daru ka Bill
Isliye Na lagao Dil
Na aaega Bill
Paper pattern in India after few year?
OPEN Category: Solve all questions?
OBC: Solve any 3/5?
SC/NT: Only read d paper?
ST/VJ: Thanks for coming
A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him,
Don’t stress my son u should see the 1 who is reading this
Agar afsos hai
Ki aapka intzar koi nahi karta,
To 1 kam karo
1 ghante toilet me beth jao
Koi na koi bahar apka intzar zarur krega
Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De
Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS
Crazy fact of today’s generation..
Once upon a time girls used to cook like their MOTHER.
But now..??
“They drink like their FATHER”
Universal Truth:
‘Sun rises in the East’
Fact-
Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates
Moral-
Education kills our common sense!!
ACCHI PATNI
aur
BHOOT
EK Jaise Hote Hai.
Kyuki Inki Baate To Sab Karte Hai.
PAR.
AAJ TAK Dekha Kisine Nahi
insult sms
