I.Q. Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
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Likha?
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kaise?
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0000 aise likha?
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Fail...
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Correct Ans "4017"
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Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya,
sab pani mein...
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
Cant solve it??? pass on
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes..
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)
No its not you...
Why do u always think u r a monkey?
Raam chandra keh gaya siya se...
aisa kalyug aayega.....
kahan hua tha mera janam....
aab Supreme court batayega
A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.
boy: aap kon?
girl: main bitoo.., aap kon?
boy: main chutia...
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo ne boht pareshan kiya
Us Ka Dimag Ghooma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola
Ab Kato
Salo
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“Sab Ke Sab Marogery”
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
funny sms
