School mein master ji ne puchha - " Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain"
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : "Kami na"
Cstmer : How much is that banana for?
Slsman : Rs.10
Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..!
Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?
So that someone would come in your life..
hold your hand & say...
"LE BIDI PEE.."
EMPLOYEE- "BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO"
BOSS- "FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI"
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?
Simple.......
Post Master
TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
funny sms
