Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi
Jab light ho out of control
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay
waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,
ye mulk b hamara gar hai,
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aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai..
Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain ;-)
A damm funny conversation
If a boy gives a love letter to a gurl, pple call him "Loffer"
But if a gurl gives a letter to a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feeeeel da diffffference :)
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
funny sms
