Yamraj: Tumko narak mila hai!!
par tumhare paapo ki saza aisi hogi ki.
Roj rat 2 glass daru aur 1 Ladki milegi.
glass me ched hoga
par
ladki me nahi
Ansu tere nikle to ankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kre dosti hmari itni gehri ho,
Ke sadak per log tumhe pite aur glti meri ho
Height of TV Ad
Villain try to rape a Girl
But
ladki ki salwar ka Nada nai khol paya
Voice from BG
Apki ma behen ki izzat ka rakhwala
GOPAL NAADE WALA
1 ladka roz subah 10 baje ped ki dal pe baith jata
5 baje utar jata
Pucho Q?
MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha
khud ko branch manager samajhta tha
waqt tha apke sms aise aate the,
Jaise kisi ne apki khopri pe
Pistol rahki hui hai
Aur apse sms karwa raha hai?
Mgr
Ab Lagta hai goli mar di
Girl- Main jab bhi phone kerti hu tum Shaving ker rahe hote ho.
Din me kitni baar shaving kerte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAYI hun
GOLDEN WoRDS
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
(",)<))>_/? :-)
Shakespeare Said:
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage."
Samajh Aya Kuch?
.
.
Nahi Na
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..
Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,
Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k
bache ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!
Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,
Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,
Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..
funny sms
