Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta
Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ?
Larki: Chup ... !
Larka: Batao Na Plz =D
Larki: Nahi Pata =@
Larka: Plz ..... !!!
Larki: Thappar Pare Ga
Ab Mat Pchna ..!!
Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata
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Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn ... =P =D
Moral:
Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat
Hi Samajhti Hyn ;)
How Do University
Teachers Complete
Syllabus:
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Unit-1:
This Is Just Introduction,
No Need To Teach..
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Unit-2:
Very Easy Topic,
You Can Study On Your
Own.
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Unit-3:
This Has Already
Been Discussed In
Last Class.
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Unit-4:
This Topic Is
Directly Given In Text Book As
It Is,
So I Don't Need To Teach It.
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Unit-5:
Now Who Is Ready
To Give Presentation .. ? =
Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hyn:
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Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti
Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?
Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag
Rahi Hoon ? ? ?
Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker
Raha Tha
Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi
Hoon Na ... ?
Husband: Haan ...
Wife: Koii Nahi ... =P
Boy: Apka Naam Kya Hy?
Girl: Pehen K Bataon Ya Dikha K?
Boy: Kya Matlab?
Girl: "PAYAL" Naam Hy Mera,
Or Apka?
Boy: Le Kar Bataon Ya De Kar?
Girl: Kya Matlab?
Boy: "PAPPI" Naam Hai Mera
Girl:To Urdu Me Hi Bta Dete
Boy:Kya Matlab
Girl: Kutte Ka Bacha... ;-)
My eyes during a exam:
(←_←)(→_→) (←_←)(→_→)
Teacher comes by Me: (↓_ ↓).
Teacher Walks Away: (←_←)(→_→)
-=- HIDDEN TRUTH -=-
5 Saal Comma Me Rehny
K Baad 23 Oct Ko Nusrat Bhutto
Ko Hosh Aaya
Magar Jab Un Ko Bataya Gaya
K
Zardari Sadar Bann Gaya Hy
Tou
Wo Bardasht Na Ker Saki'n
Aur
Intiqal Ker Gayi'n ... =P
Question by the
STUDENTS..
If a Single Teacher
Can’t Teach Us All
The Subjects,
Then
How Could u Expect
A Single Student to Learn
6 Subject?
Wada he tumhari dosti khas rahegi,
Yado ki jhalak dil k pas rahegi,
Nahi bhulunga apko or apki dosti ko,
Jabtak apke naam ki spelling yaad rahegi
Chor Aaya
Tijori pe likha tha-
Todne ki jarurt ni
Button dabao khul jyegi
Button dabate hi police agyi
Chor- Aaj mera insaniyt pe se vishwas uth gaya
Wife looks in mirror and says to her husband:
I look horrible, fat, ugly
Plz say something nice about me
Husband: Your eyesight is perfect
funny sms
