bewakoof mill gya.
Mil gya
Oye hoe mil gya
O bally bally mil gya
Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya
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Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya.
SAWAL..
Sharam Kya Hai?
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ANS: Sharam Os Cheez Ka Naam Hai Jo Ager Mere Page Wale
Doston Ko Aa Jaye To Mera
Haal Chaal He Pooch Lein..
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Boy: Aapke pas Pen hai??
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Pen hai Pen ??
Girl: kaha Na Nahi hai..!!
(Thori der baad)
Boy: Pen hai Pen? Pen??
Girl: kitni bar kahun Nahi hai..!!
ab Dubara Pucha to Hathoray say
Sar Phaar dungi... Haan.. :@
Boy: Hathora hai ??
Girl: Nahi...
Boy: Acha Phir Pen hai.. Pen??
Mainy tou usay Moti Samjh kr Chor Dia tha
"Mag"
Humay kia pata tha Dieting Kar K
kareena kapoor ki tarah Smart Ban Jaye Gi
(',')
/)(\
/ \ sorry Janu Love u 2.. :P
2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mili
20 Sal Sath Jail Me Guzarne K Baad
Jb Dono Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha
Chalo Ab Baqi Baten Ghar Pohnch Kar Karte Hy
Crazy C.I.D Facts:
1. Daya Has The World Record Of Breaking Most Number Of Doors.
2. C.I.D Bureau Has 1 Toyota Quali3 Since Last 11 Years.
3. In Entire 20 Storeyed Building Of C.I.D Only 7 People Works.
4. There Is No Police,C.I.D Handles Every Case.
5. Accused Person Accdpts His Crime Only After Getting Slap From Daya On Face.
6. None Of Them Ever Got Married.
7. None Of Them@Ever Got Promotion,
Not Even Acp.
8. Salunke J5st Presses Control & Alt, & Gets Finger Prints Tested.
9. People Remember A Person They Just Saw Once & Give Exact Sketch.
10.End Of Episode,
All Criminals Get@Faansi(Phansi)
Nothing Moves Faster
Than
A Girl Un-tagging
Herself
From A Picture
That
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Makes Her Look FAT . . . =P =D
(PEEEAAACCCEEE GIRLS)
The Difference Between
A Dog N A Girlfriend Is That
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You Can Leave The Dog With
Your Best Friend For 10 Minutes ... =P
Bakra Eid Special
(Wanted)
"Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do
TU
Dobara Mangne Mat Ana"
(Bodyguard)
"Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna
K
Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna"
(Dabbang)
"Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge
K
Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne" =P
funny sms
