WILL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES” Said By A GIRL.. And “WILL CALL U BACK IN 5 MINUTES” Said By A BOY Are The Same..
Boy: I Love A Girl Girl: Oh Who Is She? Boy: She Looks A Bit Like You Girl: Awwww Is It Me? ? . . . . . Boy: No Its Your Sister ;P
meri zindagi se door mat jana meri har khushi sa door mat jana agar chale gaye to FARAZ hum wi-tribe walo ka lagwa len gai
AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay
1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,,
Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phsaayin ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,
Aalu-ghobi,
Aalu- bengan,
Aalu-gajar,
Aalu-palak,
Aalu-matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!
MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GarooR SURAT PAR AE HASEENA.
TERI SURAT PE NaHI HuM TO TERI SAaDGI PE MaRTE HAIn
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR
SHISHE Ke Hote Hai...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY
KARTE HAI..
Machar Ne 1 Admi Ko Kata
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Admi: Din Me B Kat Rhy HO.
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Macchar: Kya kro Ghar ma Behen Jawan Hy Or Larky Walo Ne 1 Liter Khon Jahez Me Mnga ha..:-(
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" I'm going to washroom !!"
Shakespeare aam baatein bhi karta tha
Har time quotations nahi maarta tha
techer;tum mulk ke liye kya karte ho..
Studnt;pani ki bachat karta hun hafte mai siraf 1 bar nahata hun..
mil Gaya
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ALLAH ki kasam.
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Mien Jhoot Nahin Bol Raha Hoon
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Mujhe Waqai Mil Gaya.
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Han Yar.
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Waqai.
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Sach Meinnn.
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Han Baba Han.
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waqai Mil Gaya.
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Itni Lambi Post Parhne Wala Aik Aur Pagal Mil Gaya =p
funny sms
