O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe: Wow man,wt a gr8, kool view of the city! . . . Govt skool k bachy: Oye thalay lokaan tay thook suttiay;?
”O JEE gal suno, sardi da 1 faida ay?? Nai pata?? Lay das…. ,,, (‘-’) <\ \> _/ /_ garmi Nai Lagdi.. ¤Happy ¤winter ¤Season…
TO ALL DIL-JALAYss! Saari Zindagi kar k Barbad, Ishq ki Lazzat Chakh Li Hai… . . . . Us ne bhi Burqa Pehen liya, Hum ne bhi Daarhi Rakh li Hai…
1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bharti hui. Friend Ne Pucha K Job Kesi Lagi? Lrki:Bs Yar Sara Din”Yes Sir,Yes Sir” or Sari raat”Bs sir, Bs sir” Kehte Guzrti Hy.
D e d I c A 8 e d For Besties ” No Matter How Crazy And Funny The Scenes Are around You It’s Useless Without The Person You Want To Laugh With …” =)
1st man: Main Muree jaty hoe apni BV ko khai mein phenk dunga. 2nd: Yar meri BV bi le jao,usko bi phenk dena. 1st: Agr tm bura na manao tu wapsi pe phenk dun?:)
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy marne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chat pe ly gaya aur wahan se neche phaink diya,:-) (‘,’) <( (> ./ /. Moral: moral woral kuch nai wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha niche gir k mar gya:-
Jub sheeshey key bartan PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey… ‘CHUNNN’ jub bacho’n key ghubaary PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘THUSSS’. Jub pani key bulbulay PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘PATUKKK’ aur jub muqadar PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘QABOOL HEY, QABOOL HEY, QABOOL HEY’
Peer- “Beta… Koi mannat maango!” . Mureed – “Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain…” Peer – “Beta ‘mannat’ maango ‘Jannat’ nahi…”:)
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