Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”
Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.Tell me if u r intrested. Pay is 80000 per month
Train ki headlights kharab hain.candle lay k agay bhagna hay.
Humari dosti Bonenza jaisi nahi Since 1925,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi K ye dil maange more,
Ye to State life insurunce jaisi he,
Zindagi k sath bi Zindagi k baad bi?
A Sardar (who just learned english) went to a party and introduced his family
Hi, I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my kidney!
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
funny sms
