UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!
Jab light ho out of control"
"Taar ko TU kar ke goal"
"Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal"
"AaaaLL IS WELL"
"K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga"???
"Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga"
"Tar utha Kunda laga"
"Kunda laga k bol bhayya"
"AAaAaAL IZZ WELL"......... ;-
Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge?
pakistani:
Melody Queen
NASEBO LALL ::-))
Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary
tc bye= shut up n gt l0st
ahan= m so n0t intrested
hmm= y r u teling me dis
lol= i hv abs0lutely n0thng else to say
1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
.
Pata hai kya hua?
.
Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.
1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:
'shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA'
Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati ho
Tamam Students ko Mukhlisana Mashwara diya jata hai
k wo apne Results aane se pehle
.
Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...!
Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai?
Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard
Agar Na De To Khusra.
New dialogue from Tamil movie
" I will hit you so hard even google will not be able to find you"
R o m a n t i c
Q u o t e
Larkiyo'n k Haatho'n Mein
Mehandi Achi Lagti Hy
...
Aur
Larko'n k Haath Mein
Mehandi Waley Haath ... ^_^
funny sms
