Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Height of Addiction:
Just b4 a prisoner was ready to
be hanged to death the officer
asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut
status as DIED ..!!
duryodhan ne draupadi ke utari sadi
duryodhan ne draupadi ke utari sadi
sadi pe sadi sadi pe sadi parag sadi
Kya Aap k Sir Par Seengh Hain???
Just Check It
Nahi Hain??
Nahi
R u Sure??
Yes
Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay.
Ek bar 300 Pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Gin nay to do ?
Office ke naye manager ne typyst se kaha:
Miss Dolly,aap ki typing badiya nahin hai,
Is chote se letter me kitanee galatiyan hai.
Dolly Ne kaha:
Vo kya hai sir,meri figure barabar badiya
nahin hai na.
Manager(Ashcharya se):
Lekin tumhari figure se typing ka kya rishta hai?
Dolly(Masumiyat se kaha)
Rishta hai sir.
Agar meri figure badiya hoti to meri typing
ki taraf aapka dyan hee nahin jata.
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both caseS you feel
"aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"
LALU Bus K UPAR KHADA THA
RASTE ME TUFAN AAYA
DHOTI UD GAYI
PHIR BIJLI KADKI
LALU: EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI UPARSE SASURA FOTU LET HO.
Hum Sare Gamon Ko Sokh Denge,
Har Ek Ka Toota Dil Jod Denge,
Ek Baar Humari Dosti Apna Ke Dekho,
Apke Raste Me Apni Sari Khusian Mod Denge.
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