1st man: Main Muree jaty hoe apni BV ko khai mein phenk dunga. 2nd: Yar meri BV bi le jao,usko bi phenk dena. 1st: Agr tm bura na manao tu wapsi pe phenk dun?:)
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy marne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chat pe ly gaya aur wahan se neche phaink diya,:-) (‘,’) <( (> ./ /. Moral: moral woral kuch nai wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha niche gir k mar gya:-
Jub sheeshey key bartan PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey… ‘CHUNNN’ jub bacho’n key ghubaary PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘THUSSS’. Jub pani key bulbulay PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘PATUKKK’ aur jub muqadar PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘QABOOL HEY, QABOOL HEY, QABOOL HEY’
Peer- “Beta… Koi mannat maango!” . Mureed – “Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain…” Peer – “Beta ‘mannat’ maango ‘Jannat’ nahi…”:)
WILL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES” Said By A GIRL.. And “WILL CALL U BACK IN 5 MINUTES” Said By A BOY Are The Same..
Boy: I Love A Girl Girl: Oh Who Is She? Boy: She Looks A Bit Like You Girl: Awwww Is It Me? ? . . . . . Boy: No Its Your Sister ;P
meri zindagi se door mat jana meri har khushi sa door mat jana agar chale gaye to FARAZ hum wi-tribe walo ka lagwa len gai
AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay
1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,,
Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phsaayin ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,
Aalu-ghobi,
Aalu- bengan,
Aalu-gajar,
Aalu-palak,
Aalu-matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!
MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GarooR SURAT PAR AE HASEENA.
TERI SURAT PE NaHI HuM TO TERI SAaDGI PE MaRTE HAIn
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR
SHISHE Ke Hote Hai...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY
KARTE HAI..
Funny SMS
