Management lesson Apni Biwi ko apni 100% Income dene se 10% sakoon milta he. Jub k apni gf ko Income ka 10% dene se 100% sakun milta ha Paisa apka Faisla apka!
Zardari to sheri rahman Mana k mainay is mulk ko khaya loota or barbad kia magar tm ne kia kiaa? Sheri rahman . . . Munni badnam hoi darling tare liye
Aik party main achanak kamoshi si ho gai . . . . jab Meera ne kaha k: “waiter plz meri drink mai “Snow” dal do”
Future version of balance recharge. TID: 0608215250114644. You have rechargd Rs.300. The deduction of VAT 25% Zardari tax 15% Bay Nazir Income Support 10% Wapda tax 20% GST 17% Government Support Fund 5% Bilawal tax 6% Bakhtawar Jahaiz Tax 1.5% New balance: Rs 1.50 Expiry date: 9-11-2012
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr Ghusy me School ja raha tha. Raste me kisi ne Pocha Beta Parhty ho? Bacha: Nai, uniform main Mujra karny jata hoon…
Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen?? Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-
1985 k Mehman. Ghar atey hi ; Asalamo alaikum kia hal hai? aba g thik hain? bachon ka kia hal hai…? 2010 k mehman. Ghar atey hi ; Asalamo alaikum kia hal hai? Bareek pin wala charger hai.. :-p
Son: Dad ma apni shadi pr Nargis ko bulaon ga. Dad: Nhi Owais Qadri aay ga Mother: Q behs krty ho,jb dono 1 jitny paisay lety hain to NARGIS hi aay gi.. Funny Sms
Wakeel:Tum ne Police Officer ki hateli pe jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi? Pthan:Ye Hum ko bola “kaam karvana hy to pehle”MUTTHI” garam kro. Pathan Sms
sardar in police station ye photos kiski hain? Police:yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai. sardar: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.;->
Funny SMS
